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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:26
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!